WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO THIS?
That went from innocent to sinister in 0.00001 seconds.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
my preferred pronoun is khaleesi
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME
OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
anyone who can stomach more than that lil silver pouch of capri sun is fucking savage beast
OH MY GOD
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
go fuck yourself phyllis